I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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