yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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