Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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