Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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