Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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