People in love make me want to vomit
home. puking in laundry basket.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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