We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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