R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
