ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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