i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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