So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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