maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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