If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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