He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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