Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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