Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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