Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My dick has a subreddit
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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