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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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