Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm getting married
To pizza
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
