i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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