Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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