I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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