We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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