If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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