literally had 100 drinks last night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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