Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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