if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's Friday. Sex?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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