areolas are like halos for boobs.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize