on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I see more hoeing in ur future
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