Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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