That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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