Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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