is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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