the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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