Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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