covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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