Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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