I wish I could punch you in the face.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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