Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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