Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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