Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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