I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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