so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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