he wants to bone in the snuggie
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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