White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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