with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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