I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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