I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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