Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
