fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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