is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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