How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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