I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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